Eurovision according to Mr Becks

This is when I start my run-through of this year's entries after screening the previews a number of time. Very much inspired by dear friend Eurofivestar, I will nibble the entries one at the time according to the running order and give them my praise or a taste of my whip.

And just in case Miss Posh plans a similar action, all my posts will have my name in the header, just to be very clear (and a tad patronising, even).

The marks are 0-5 with five being genius and zero meaning you are as bad as Linas & Simona and should stay off any Eurovision stage (or other stage).